“Shove your wine”: Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy‘s outrageous encounter in the Lakes

Peter and Abbey, who have been married for 14 years, have hosted the podcast The Therapy Crouch together since 2023.

In their most recent episode, model turned TV presenter Abbey brought up something that really wound her up on a trip up north.

The 39-year-old said: “Where were we the other day… where the woman was so - oh we were on the train!

“So basically when we went to Lake Windermere, Lucinda had bought tickets for the wrong day, but she’s spent a fortune on these tickets. It was hundreds and hundreds of pounds.

“The train wasn’t full and we were like ‘we’ve booked it for next Saturday instead of this Saturday’ and she was like ‘no, absolutely not. You’ve got to buy other tickets now’- horrible.

“Pete was getting like waters or something from the shop… when Pete got on the train, she bloody changed her tune as soon as she saw Pete.

“She was like ‘oh I’m so sorry, if I’d have known it was you, I would have let you on. I was like ‘that is outrageous’

“She was like do you want me to go to first class and bring you some wines in. I said ‘absolutely not, we’ll pay for our own wines like you’ve just made us pay extra for our tickets’.

“She went ‘but I didn’t know it was you’. I said ‘You know what love, you should try to be nice to everybody and treat people equally, not just because he’s Peter Crouch.

“You should always be nice to anyone, whether it’s royalty or Joe Bloggs on the street. Treat everybody nice and shove your wine up your a***.”

In the episode before the couple shared another funny story about the north.

In a conversation about International teammates learning English, ex-footballer Peter said: “I remember playing with Bojan and we had Morecambe away.

“He said ‘Who are we playing today?’

“He goes ‘Ah Moricambee’”

The Spanish pronunciation of ‘Morecambe then caused them all to fall into fits of giggles, with Pete adding he only calls the Lancashire town that now!