Entertainment listings: 20/03/14

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Entertainment listings for this week.

THURSDAY

Hot Flush!, with Lesley Joseph, The Grand, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £20, 01524 64695.

The Dukes Young Actors and Young Company present Your Country Needs You (But I don’t need my country ...), The Dukes, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £8/6 conc, ages 14+, 01524 598500.

National Youth Jazz Orchestra, The Great Hall, Lancaster University, 7.30pm, prices and tickets from 01524 594151.

Films at The Dukes, Lancaster: 11am Dallas Buyers Club (15), £6/5 conc; 7pm NT Screening, War Horse (Encore), £13/12 conc; 01524 598500.

Othello, The Shire Hall, Lancaster Castle, 7pm for 7.30pm, £26/24, limited numbers 60 per performance, 01524 64998.

Bath Hotel, Northumberland Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 8pm-midnight.

Ashtanga Yoga with Grace, United Reformed Church, Bowerham Road, Lancaster, 6.30pm, 01524 381091.

Pro Class, Assembly Rooms, King Street, Lancaster, participant led contemporary class for professional artists, 9-10.30am.

Carnforth and District Art Society Exhibition, Carnforth Railway Tearooms, 10am-4pm, free.

Graffiti Classics Comedy String Quartet, Arkholme Village Hall, 7.30pm, 16 strings, eight dancing feet and four voices, suitable for ages 8+, www.graffiticla​ssics.com, £7/5 under 18s, 01254 660360.

FRIDAY

The Manfreds, The Five Faces Tour, The Platform, Morecambe, 8pm, £19.50/17.50, 01524 582803.

Ruby Wax: Sane New World, The Grand, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £17.50/15 conc, 01524 64695.

The Dukes Young Actors and Young Company present Your Country Needs You (But I don’t need my country ...), The Dukes, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £8/6 conc, ages 14+, 01524 598500.

Films at The Dukes, Lancaster: 6pm Monuments Men (12A); 01524 598500.

Scooter Rally Weekend, The Ranch House Bar, Promenade, Morecambe, fantastic bands and DJs all weekend.

Concert, an evening of light music and humorous tales, St James’ Church, Heysham, 7.30pm, £7, for tickets 01524 853923 or 853906, in aid of St Peter’s Church roof fund.

Othello, The Shire Hall, Lancaster Castle, 7pm for 7.30pm, £26/24, limited numbers 60 per performance, 01524 64998.

Bradford Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 8pm-2am.

Wm Mitchell, Westgate, Morecambe, karaoke with DJ Paul, 8.30pm.

Spotlight, Listening To Youth, The Storey, Lancaster, doors open 8pm, £4/2 conc, www.spotlightlancaster.co.uk.

Lounge piano at The Midland with Ray Evans, 7-10pm, free admission.

Martin Roscoe Piano Recital, Lancaster Royal Grammar School, East Road, tickets £12.50/£10/£5 from Visitor Information Centre 01524 582394 or LRGS 01524 580600.

RSPB Spring Prize Bingo, Glasson Dock Village Hall, 7.30pm, £5 to include refreshments, 01524 581017.

SATURDAY

VFM Scooter Rally, an evening of DJs and live music, The Platform, Morecambe, 8pm-2am, £6 on the door, 18+ years.

The Billy Fury Years, The Grand, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £18, 01524 64695.

The Dukes Young Actors and Young Company present Your Country Needs You (But I don’t need my country ...), The Dukes, Lancaster, 2pm and 7.30pm, £8/6 conc, ages 14+, 01524 598500.

Films at The Dukes, Lancaster: 2pm NT Screening, War Horse (Encore), £13/12 conc; 8.30pm Monuments Men (12A), £6/5 conc; 01524 598500.

Football sessions for children with ASD and their siblings, The Globe Astroturf, Christie Way, Morecambe, 10.30-11.30am, £2.50 per child.

Scooter Rally Weekend, The Ranch House Bar, Promenade, Morecambe, fantastic bands and DJs all weekend.

Othello, The Shire Hall, Lancaster Castle, 7pm for 7.30pm, £26/24, limited numbers 60 per performance, 01524 64998.

Bradford Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 8pm-2am.

Carnforth and District Art Society Exhibition, Carnforth Railway Tearooms, 10am-4pm, free.

Meet the Keeper, Butterfly House, Williamson Park, Lancaster, 11am.

Lancaster Singers Concert, The Great Hall, Lancaster University, 7.30pm, 01524 68481.

Roller Trio, The Hothouse, 13-17 Devonshire Road, Morecambe, 8pm.

Landscape Detective Walk, Winter Trees and Twigs, with Elspeth Gregory, from Arnside Cemetery Chapel, 01524 761034 to book.

SUNDAY

VFM Scooter Rally, an evening of DJs and live music, The Platform, Morecambe, 8pm-2am, £6 on the door, 18+ years.

Morecambe and Heysham Canine Society Dog Show, The Platform, Morecambe, doors open 9.30am, judging from 10am, contact Sally Lines on 01524 415479.

Sing Something Simple, bittersweet comedy, The Grand, Lancaster, 7pm, £12/10, 01524 64695.

Films at The Dukes, Lancaster: 5pm Monuments Men (12A); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Scooter Rally Weekend, The Ranch House Bar, Promenade, Morecambe, fantastic bands and DJs all weekend.

Sainsbury’s Sport Relief Mile (The Lancaster and Morecambe Mile), Salt Ayre Sports Centre, Lancaster, 9.45am, run, jog or hop around a 1, 3 or 6 mile route and raise some cash for Sport Relief (fancy dress is optional).

Carnforth and District Art Society Exhibition, Carnforth Railway Tearooms, 10am-4pm, free.

Meet the Keeper, Butterfly House, Williamson Park, Lancaster, 11am.

A Day of Magic, Happy Mount Park, Bare, Morecambe, noon-4pm, wizards, warlocks and fairies magical day, fancy dress competition and magic show, treasure hunt and colouring competition, 01524 401140.

Friends of Williamson Park Bulb Planting Event, meet outside The Pavilion Cafe, bulbs and tools provided, 2pm.

Lancaster Comedy Club, The Borough, Dalton Square, Lancaster, £9 on the night, £7 advance, £12.75 meal deal, show starts at 8pm, 01524 64170.

John Rowe, exhibition in the cafe, Williamson Park, Lancaster, a retired shop owner who has a love of art, landscapes and city scenes.

MONDAY

Films at The Dukes, Lancaster: 6.20pm Bastards (18), £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Carnforth and District Art Society Exhibition, Carnforth Railway Tearooms, 10am-4pm, free.

Give Blood, The Platform, Morecambe, 1.45-3.45pm and 5-7.30pm, 0300 123 2323 for appointment.

Beloved, Photographic Exhibition, City Museum, Market Square, Lancaster, shot in cemeteries around Lancashire by photographer Darren Andrews, 10am-5pm.

Mud and Tide Exhibition, Lancaster Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, paintings of Morecambe Bay and The Lune Estuary by Christine Leadbetter.

Piece by Piece Exhibition, The Dukes Gallery, Moor Lane, Lancaster, fantastical costumes, 01524 598500.

John Rowe, exhibition in the cafe, Williamson Park, Lancaster, a retired shop owner who has a love of art, landscapes and city scenes.

Jessica Holmes Art Exhibition, The Thomas Storey Gallery, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster, 9.30am-7pm.

TUESDAY

Films at The Dukes, Lancaster: 6.30pm Bastards (18); 8.30pm Monuments Men (12A), £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Carnforth and District Art Society Exhibition, Carnforth Railway Tearooms, 10am-4pm, free.

Talk, First World War: Spark of the Second World War, The Adult College, Quarry Road, Lancaster, 10am, organised by Adult Learning in Lancashire, 0845 600 1331.

Beloved, Photographic Exhibition, City Museum, Market Square, Lancaster, shot in cemeteries around Lancashire by photographer Darren Andrews, 10am-5pm.

Jessica Holmes Art Exhibition, The Thomas Storey Gallery, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster, 9.30am-7pm.

Piece by Piece Exhibition, The Dukes Gallery, Moor Lane, Lancaster, fantastical costumes, 01524 598500 to check opening hours.

Mud and Tide Exhibition, Lancaster Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, paintings of Morecambe Bay and The Lune Estuary by Christine Leadbetter.

John Rowe, exhibition in the cafe, Williamson Park, Lancaster, a retired shop owner who has a love of art, landscapes and city scenes.

WEDNESDAY

Stage Struck Junior Theatre presents Oliver, The Winter Gardens, Morecambe, 7pm, £8/£7 conc, 01524 582808.

Northern Beat, competition funded by Youth United, The Grand Theatre, Lancaster, 7pm, 01524 64695.

Fun Day, free activities and competitions about mental health research and bipolar disorder, Campus in the City (next to Costa Coffee), St Nicholas Arcades, Lancaster, 10am-5pm.

This Way Madness Lies, The Gregson, Moorgate, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £6/4, not suitable for children, 01524 849959.

Unique Kidz and Co, Coffee and Cake, for children and young people with disabilities/special needs, West End Impact, 4-10 Heysham Road, Morecambe, 10am-noon.

Gilbert & Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore and Trial by Jury, Hornby Institute, 7.30pm, adults £8, children £4, 015242 22227.

Films at The Dukes, Lancaster: 6pm Monuments Men (12A), £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Queen’s Hotel, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 8pm-1am.

Shattering Images Theatre for disabled young adults, The Dukes, Moor Lane, Lancaster, 9.30am-3pm, suitable for ages 16+, 01524 598500.

Learn to Paint Pastels, Lancaster Library, 10am-4pm, with professional artist and demonstrator Les Darlow, all levels catered for and equipment supplied, £45 including refreshments, 07900 576840, www.lesdarlow.c​om.

Lunchtime Organ Concert, The Ashton Hall, Lancaster, recital by Peter Entwistle, doors open 12.15pm, concert starts 12.40pm, free admission, donat​ions welcome in aid of the Ashton Hall Organ Restoration Project.

Playmakers A (Years 3 and 4), 4-5pm; Playmakers B (Years 5 and 6), 5-6pm; The Dukes, Moor Lane, Lancaster, children learn through play, and drama is a kind of playing, 01524 598500.

The Madame B Project, The Storey, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster, 6pm, Royal Netherlands Academy of Arts and Sciences Prof Mieke Bal will show her new film, an adaptation of Madame Bovary, and give a public lecture and Q&A.

Beloved, Photographic Exhibition, City Museum, Market Square, Lancaster, shot in cemeteries around Lancashire by photographer Darren Andrews, 10am-5pm.

Give Blood, Lica Building, Lancaster University, 11am-1pm and 2.30-5pm, 0300 123 2323 for appointment.

Piece by Piece Exhibition, The Dukes Gallery, Moor Lane, Lancaster, fantastical costumes, 01524 598500 to check opening hours.

Mud and Tide Exhibition, Lancaster Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, paintings of Morecambe Bay and The Lune Estuary by Christine Leadbetter.

Carnforth and District Art Society Exhibition, Carnforth Railway Tearooms.