Entertainment listings

Grand  Theatre, Lancaster.
Grand Theatre, Lancaster.

This week’s entertainment listings.

THURSDAY

Teechers by John Godber, presented by Lancaster Footlights, the Grand, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £10/9 conc, 01524 64695.

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 5.30pm Mr Turner (12A); 8.30pm Citizenfour (15); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Old Time Modern Sequence Dancing, the Platform, Morecambe, 2-4pm, £2.80.

The Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, karaoke with Bob from 7.30pm.

The Owl’s Nest, Bare Lane, Bare, Morecambe, quiz night from 9pm.

Joiners Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Kev.

Kings Arms, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, karaoke from 9pm.

York Hotel, York Bridge, Morecambe, quiz night from 9pm.

The Royal Hotel, Main Street, Heysham, music quiz from 9pm.

Lancaster Ramblers’ four parishes and a port walk, meet at Riverside car park, 9.30am, C Pickles, 01524 382980.

Stonewell Tavern, Church Street, Lancaster, French Connection live from 3pm.

The Robert Gillow, Market Street, Lancaster, Boogie Bill Roberts, 5-7.30pm.

Amnesty International local group meeting, the Gregson Centre, Moorgate, Lancaster, 7.30pm, www.amnesty.org.uk/lancaster.

The Stonewell Tavern, Church Street, Lancaster, funk club from 8.30pm.

The Gregson Moorgate, Lancaster, folk session, 9.30pm-12.30am.

FRIDAY

Houghton Weavers, the Platform, Morecambe, 7.30pm, £12.50, 01524 582803

I Wish I Was Lonely, Hannah Jane Walker and Chris Thorpe, interactive show, the Dukes, Lancaster, 1pm and 8pm, £13/10 under 26s, 01524 598500.

Teechers by John Godber, presented by Lancaster Footlights, the Grand, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £10/9 conc, 01524 64695.

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 6.25pm The Grand Budapest Hotel (15); 8.35pm Whiplash (15); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

William Mitchell, Westgate, Morecambe, karaoke with DJ Paul from 8.30pm.

Smugglers Den, Poulton Road, Morecambe, karaoke with Tony West.

Val Baulard and the Boscats Jazz Evening, St Barnabas’ Church, Regent Road, Morecambe, 7.30pm.

Bradford Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 9pm-2am.

Warton Art and Crafts Group, Warton Church Hall, 2-4pm.

The Robert Gillow, Market Street, Lancaster, solo piano classics with Sue Parish, 5-7.30pm.

Smokey O’Conner’s, Morecambe Street, Morecambe, karaoke, Jako, 9pm-2am.

Funk Republik, Apothecary, Lancaster, 10.30pm-4am, D J Steve Middlesbrough.

The Old Hall, Heysham Road, Morecambe, karaoke with Joanne.

Trimpell Club, Out Moss Lane, Morecambe, quiz + karaoke from 9pm.

Morecambe Sailing Club, Northern Soul and 60s R&B with Morecambe Vinyl Players, 7pm-midnight, £5, 0789 134 8458.

Stages Live Valentines Day Gig at the Hothouse, Devonshire Road, Morecambe, 7-10.30pm, £4/3 conc, 01524 831997.

Spotlight Writing Surgeries, Lancaster Library, noon-2pm, booking essential on 01524 381642, £5, free unwaged.

A Wing presents Dimitri From Paris, the disused category C prison, Lancaster Castle, house, disco, £25, 9pm-3am (last entry 10pm).

The Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, Rockabilly Trio.

Exhibition, Image A Day by Ingrid Christie, paintings, collage and photography, the Dukes Gallery, Lancaster.

Exhibition, Paul McDevitt: Hunker Down, Peter Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 01524 594151 for information.

Exhibition, The Party’s Over, Morecambe Punks 1980 to 1982, Lancaster City Museum, 10am-5pm, Mon-Sat, free event.

Exhibition, Lune Rivers Trust, Bateman Gallery, Carnforth Station Heritage Centre, 10am-4pm, 01524 735894.

Exhibition, The Tide’s the Very Devil, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, by Peter Rimmer.

SATURDAY

Teechers by John Godber, presented by Lancaster Footlights, the Grand, Lancaster, 7.30pm, £10/9 conc, 01524 64695.

The Rat Pack with special guest Kenny Lynch, the Platform, Morecambe, 8pm, £17, 01524 582803.

Haffner Orchestra, Great Hall, Lancaster University, 6.30pm pre-concert talk by Justin Doyle and Bibi Heal, 7.30pm concert, 01524 770029.

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 2pm Boyhood (15); 6.10pm The Graduate (15); 8.30pm Whiplash (15); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

The Chieftain, Pedder Street, Morecambe, DJ and singer Adrian Forrest.

The Bull, Lines Street, Morecambe, DJ.

The Boardwalk, Marine Road West, Morecambe, Reggae and Soul with DJ Mikey.

The Ranch House, Marine Road West, Morecambe, DJ Mozzer from 8.30pm.

Smokey O’Conner’s, Morecambe Street, Morecambe, The Soul Man + Jako’s karaoke, 9pm-2am.

Exhibition, The Party’s Over, Morecambe Punks 1980 to 1982, Lancaster City Museum, 10am-5pm, Mon-Sat, free event.

A wing presents FAC51 Hacienda with Graeme Park, Mike Pickering and Tom Wainright, Lancaster Castle, £25, 9pm-3am (last entry 10pm).

Lancaster Ramblers walk up Whernside, Yorkshire Dales, meet at Riverside car park, 8.30am, C Pickles 01524 382980.

Lancaster Canal Trust Monthly Volunteer Working Party, 10am-2pm, www.lctrust.co.uk/.

The Robert Gillow, Market Street, Lancaster, Bill and Phil’s piano bar, 3-5.30pm.

Yorkshire House, Parliament Street, Lancaster, Queer Boots (not celebrating Valentine’s Day) 9pm-1am.

The Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, Mick Holt.

SUNDAY

The Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, karaoke with Bob from 6pm.

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 5pm RSC Encore screening – Love’s Labour’s Lost (12A), £13/12 conc; 8.15pm Whiplash (15), £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Lancaster and District Conservation Volunteers, hedge laying at Belmount Farm, Slyne, contact 01524 412938 (7-9pm).

Robert Gillow, Market Street, Lancaster, Sun Street Stompers, noon-3pm; Bill and Phil’s piano bar with guests, 3-5.30pm; Max’s Blues Session, 5-9pm.

Lancaster Comedy Club. The Borough, Dalton Square, 8pm, £9 on the door, £7 in advance, £12.50 meal deal, 01524 64170.

The Golden Lion, Moor Lane, Lancaster, folk session from 9.30pm.

The Cavern, Springfield Street, Morecambe, DJ Kev from 3pm.

The Boardwalk, Marine Road West, Morecambe, DJ Mikey’s karaoke.

Bradford Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 8pm-close.

Smokey O’Conner’s, Morecambe Street, Morecambe, TwentyFourSeven 7.30-10pm, Jako’s karaoke to 1am.

Exhibition, Image A Day by Ingrid Christie, paintings, collage and photography, the Dukes Gallery, Lancaster.

Exhibition, Paul McDevitt: Hunker Down, Peter Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 01524 594151 for information.

Exhibition, Lune Rivers Trust, Bateman Gallery, Carnforth Station Heritage Centre, 10am-4pm, 01524 735894.

Exhibition, The Tide’s the Very Devil, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, by Peter Rimmer.

MONDAY

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 6.10pm Whiplash (15); 8.30pm The Grand Budapest Hotel (15); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Chinese Craft Workshop, Morecambe Library, 1-3pm, 0300 123 6703.

The Bull, Lines Street, Morecambe, live entertainment from 3pm.

Film Night, Furness and Midland Hall, Carnforth Station, 7.30pm, £4, 01524 735894.

Lancaster Library, storytime for the under fives, 10-10.30am.

Morecambe Library, celebrate Chinese New Year with a traditional Chinese craft workshop, 1-3pm, free event, for more information call 0300 123 6703.

Morecambe Library, Poulton and Morecambe Police and Communities Together Meeting, 4-5pm.

Exhibition, The Party’s Over, Morecambe Punks 1980 to 1982, Lancaster City Museum, 10am-5pm, Mon-Sat, free event.

Exhibition, Image A Day by Ingrid Christie, paintings, collage and photography, the Dukes Gallery, Lancaster.

Exhibition, Paul McDevitt: Hunker Down, Peter Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 01524 594151 for information.

Exhibition, Lune Rivers Trust, Bateman Gallery, Carnforth Station Heritage Centre, 10am-4pm, 01524 735894.

Exhibition, The Tide’s the Very Devil, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, by Peter Rimmer.

TUESDAY

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 6.10pm Duck Soup (U); 7.50pm National Gallery (12A); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

The Bull, Lines Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 2-7pm.

Joiners Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Kev.

The Royal Hotel, Main Street, Heysham, quiz from 9pm.

Lord Nelson, Nelson Street, Morecambe, karaoke.

Morecambe Library, Arts and Crafts with Positive Futures, 10am-noon, £3 per session, includes materials and refreshments.

Robert Gillow, Market Street, Lancaster, Salmagundi Tuesday with Sue Parish, Jon Moore plus guests 9pm.

Golden Lion, Moor Lane, Lancaster, open mic night from 10pm.

Exhibition, The Party’s Over, Morecambe Punks 1980 to 1982, Lancaster City Museum, 10am-5pm, Mon-Sat, free event.

Exhibition, Image A Day by Ingrid Christie, paintings, collage and photography, the Dukes Gallery, Lancaster.

Exhibition, Paul McDevitt: Hunker Down, Peter Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 01524 594151 for information.

Exhibition, Lune Rivers Trust, Bateman Gallery, Carnforth Station Heritage Centre, 10am-4pm, 01524 735894.

Exhibition, The Tide’s the Very Devil, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, by Peter Rimmer.

WEDNESDAY

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 6.10pm Birdman (15); 8.35pm Whiplash (15); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Lancaster Ramblers snowdrop walk in Beetham Woods, 9.30am departure, C Pickles 01524 382980.

Morecambe Winter Gardens Volunteer Group, 1-4pm.

The Three Mariners, Bridge Lane, Lancaster, open Bluegrass session, 9-11pm.

Stonewell Tavern, Church Street, Lancaster, open mic night from 9pm.

Lunchtime organ concert, Trinity United Reformed Church, High Street, Lancaster, with Colin Parsons, 12.30pm, free entry with donations invited.

Dark History Tour, Lancaster Castle, 7.30pm, over 16s only, 7pm for 7.30pm, £6, 01524 64998.

Exhibition, Image A Day by Ingrid Christie, Dukes Gallery, Lancaster.

Exhibition, The Tide’s the Very Devil, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, by Peter Rimmer.