Entertainment listings

Grand  Theatre, Lancaster.
Grand Theatre, Lancaster.

This week’s entertainment listings.

FRIDAY

The Fortunes, Past and Present, the Platform, Morecambe, 7.30pm, £16, £15 conc, 01524 582803.

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 5.30pm Mr Turner (12A); 8.30pm Akira (15); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Autumn Fair, the Rainbow Centre, Clarence Street, Morecambe, 11am-1pm, £1 entrance.

Royal Bar and Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, Reggie Mental from 9pm.

Spotlight, the Storey, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster, doors open 8pm, open mic 8.15-8.45pm, £4/2 conc.

Wm Mitchell, Westgate, Morecambe, karaoke with DJ Paul from 8.30pm.

Bradford Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke from 9pm-2am.

The Bull, Lines Street, Morecambe, karaoke 2-6pm.

Beginners ballroom 8pm, St Mary’s Church Hall, Bolton-le-Sands.

Snug Real Ale Beer Festival, Carnforth Station.

Baby Bounce and Rhyme at Lancaster Library, suitable for babies up to 18 months, 11am-noon, free event.

Exhibition by photography group of Lancaster District Homeless Action, Thomas Storey Gallery Nice Cafe-Bar, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster.

Exhibition – Clear Waters: An Oral History of Windermere, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, 12.30-4pm.

Exhibition, Testing Media by Mel Brimfield, Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 11am-5pm.

Art Exhibition, Lancaster Library, works by Aurelian Barbu, David Handford, David Bell, Lynn Snowden and Shelley Marie.

SATURDAY

Michael Portillo, Life – A Game of Two Halves, the Platform, Morecambe, 7.30pm, £15, £13 conc, 01524 582803.

Sing-a-Long-a-60s Hairspray, The Dukes, Lancaster, 6.30pm, film screened at 8pm, £15, £12 conc, 01524 598500.

St Luke’s Christmas Fair, Church Institute, Shady Lane, Slyne, 2-4.30pm, 50p entry.

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 1pm Mr Turner (12A), £6/5 conc; Bolshoi Ballet Screening: Pharaoh’s Daughter, £13/12 conc; 01524 598500.

Lunesdale Arts Trail Christmas Fair, 11am-4pm, further information from www.lunesdalearts.co.uk.

Royal Bar and Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, Intensely Staring Cats from 9pm.

Green Christmas Fair, Quaker Meeting House, next to Lancaster train station, 10am-4pm.

The Bath, Northumberland Street, Morecambe, Classic Rock Experience, from 9.30pm.

Film showing, Pride, Arnside Educational Institute, Church Hill, Arnside, 7.30pm, £5, sdhayward@tiscali.co.uk.

Wm Mitchell, Westgate, Morecambe, live entertainment from 9pm.

Bradford Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke from 9pm-2am.

Snug Real Ale Beer Festival, Carnforth Station.

Art and Clay 2014, ceramics, paintings and jewellery, the Athenaeum, Leasgill, Heversham, 10.30am-4.30pm, free admission, 01524 781362.

Exhibition by photography group of Lancaster District Homeless Action, Thomas Storey Gallery Nice Cafe-Bar, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster.

Exhibition – Clear Waters: An Oral History of Windermere, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, 12.30-4pm.

Exhibition, Testing Media by Mel Brimfield, Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 11am-4pm.

Art Exhibition, Lancaster Library, works by Aurelian Barbu, David Handford, David Bell, Lynn Snowden and Shelley Marie.

SUNDAY

Morecambe and Heysham Canine Association Dog Show, the Platform, Morecambe, doors open 9.30am, judging from 10am, 01524 793066.

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 7pm Mr Turner (12A); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Lunesdale Arts Trail Christmas Fair, 11am-4pm, further information from www.lunesdalearts.co.uk.

Bradford Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke/Play Your Cards Right, 9pm-midnight with Deano.

Royal Bar and Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, Jason Stardust from 6pm.

Bath North, Northumberland Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano 2-6pm.

Record Hop – Northern Soul Tunes, Stonewell Tavern, Church Street, Lancaster, 5pm, 01524 388474.

Lancaster Comedy Club, the Borough, Dalton Square, 8pm, £9 on the door, £7 in advance, £12 meal deal, 01524 64170.

Folk Session, Golden Lion, Moor Lane, Lancaster, 9.30pm, free entry.

Art and Clay 2014, ceramics, paintings and jewellery, the Athenaeum, Leasgill, Heversham, 10.30am-4.30pm, free admission, 01524 781362.

Exhibition by photography group of Lancaster District Homeless Action, Thomas Storey Gallery Nice Cafe-Bar, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster.

MONDAY

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 7pm Mr Turner (12A); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Unite, yoga/pilates, Catholic Hall, Bolton-le-Sands, 8-9pm, 01524 745084.

Gathered Voices Community Choir, Galloway’s Society for the Blind, Balmoral Road, Morecambe, 1.30-3.30pm.

Storytime for the under 5s, Lancaster Library, 10am, 01524 580713.

Exhibition by photography group of Lancaster District Homeless Action, Thomas Storey Gallery Nice Cafe-Bar, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster.

Exhibition – Clear Waters: An Oral History of Windermere, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, 12.30-4pm.

Art Exhibition, Lancaster Library, works by Aurelian Barbu, David Handford, David Bell, Lynn Snowden and Shelley Marie.

Exhibition Testing Media by Mel Brimfield, Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 11am-5pm.

TUESDAY

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 7pm Mr Turner (12A); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Science and tech talk: Mighty metals – probing nuclear waste and expediting drug discovery, Dr Vil Franckevicius and Dr Fabrice Andrieux, the Storey, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster, 7-8pm, free but booking essential on www.lancaster.ac.uk/sci-tech/events/talks.php.

Metafit 7pm, Pilates 7.30pm, Millhead Hall, Carnforth, 01524 745084.

The Bull, Lines Street, Morecambe, karaoke 2-6pm.

Robert Gillow, Market Street, Lancaster: 10am-noon musical breakfast and a busker; Salmagundi Tuesday with Matt Cowe (finger picking guitar), plus Jon Moore (rhythm guitar) and late night piano from Sue Parish.

Adult tap, St Mary’s Church Hall, Bolton-le-Sands, 7.15pm and 8.15pm,

Tip Tap Toe, tap dancing, Barton Road Centre, Lancaster, 10-11.30am, £3.

Share a Storytime for toddlers and families, Heysham Library, Heysham Road, 10.30-11am, 01524 851530.

Knit and Natter Group, Morecambe Library, 2-4pm, 01524 415215.

SHARP talk, Introduction to Narrative Therapy, the Gregson Centre, Moorgate, Lancaster, 7pm, donations for room hire.

Exhibition by photography group of Lancaster District Homeless Action, Thomas Storey Gallery Nice Cafe-Bar, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster.

Exhibition – Clear Waters: An Oral History of Windermere, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, 12.30-4pm.

Exhibition, Testing Media by Mel Brimfield, Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, 11am-5pm.

Art Exhibition, Lancaster Library, works by Aurelian Barbu, David Handford, David Bell, Lynn Snowden and Shelley Marie.

WEDNESDAY

The Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster: 7pm Mr Turner (12A); £6/5 conc, 01524 598500.

Morecambe and Heysham Recorded Music Society, the Church of the Ascension vestry, Torrisholme, 7.30pm.

Warton Art and Crafts Group, Warton Church Hall, 2-4pm.

Zumba 7pm, Pilates 8-9pm, United Reformed Church, Bolton-le-Sands, 01524 745084.

Gentle exercise and line dancing 2.30pm; adult ballet 7pm; St Mary’s Church Hall, Bolton-le-Sands.

Active Health: Short and Easy Wednesday Walk, Salt Ayre, Lancaster, 11-11.30am, free event.

Autumn Club for the over 55s, Skerton Community Centre, 1-4pm, 01524 380818.

Morecambe Winter Garden’s Volunteer Group, 1-4pm.

Stonewell Tavern open mic night, Church Street, Lancaster, 9.30pm.

Open Bluegrass session, the Three Mariners, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, 9-11pm.

Robert Gillow, Market Street, Lancaster: 10am-noon musical breakfast and busker.

Exhibition by photography group of Lancaster District Homeless Action, Thomas Storey Gallery Nice Cafe-Bar, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster.

Exhibition – Clear Waters: An Oral History of Windermere, Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, 12.30-4pm.

Exhibition, Testing Media by Mel Brimfield, Scott Gallery, Lancaster University, weekdays 11am-5pm, Saturdays 11am-4pm.

Art Exhibition, Lancaster Library, works by Aurelian Barbu, David Handford, David Bell, Lynn Snowden and Shelley Marie.